“We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in. So…why not take this opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? www.wwo.org, www.gildasclubnyc.org. Have a great day!”
“I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?
Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*
That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.
Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.”